My Favorite Commercials

Everyone know how weird the Burger King commercials have gotten in the past few years. The first one I remember was the Hootie Cowboy commercial. This one though is weirder than all the other put together.

Were we really this paranoid in the 80′s? ImQrTS8gA8Q You too can catch your spouse talking to the other person in their life! You too can catch your boyfriend talking to his other boyfriend. You too can lock yourself away in a cave to get away formt he people who are cheating on you!

Who doesn’t remember this one? I’ll tell you who, the people that either weren’t alive or never watched TV. Hrnhw_ENTKA As I recall, the first thing on mind the day I was married had nothing to do with chewing gum. I guess that’s just me though.

This one is horrifyingly weird and yet amusing at the same time. ZiOtso8hfLY It reminds me of mulch. You know, that stuff they put in the yard to help the trees grow. It smells good and bad at the same time. It somewhat turns my stomach when I smell it, but I still can’t help [...]

Really, I think this one is just stupid… 4xbCXazJWa8 I’m pretty sure this before the Late Show gig.  I guess he was lucky to get that job if he was so desperate he was doing this….

I think I used to work with this guy. 73bMSNPc3Ak But I’m not really sure…..  I think he preferred the dark.  But really, I hate the way all these IBM commercials perpetuate the negative stereotypes of computer professionals.  We are people too.  Some of us are even at least a little cool….

Yes, there was a time before Blackberries and Treos. This was a time when mankind was forced to deal with one-way text messaging. This commercial is from that time. We called them beepers on the street, and pagers in the office. Some of them could only do (gasp) numbers! 4379400737827256236 Of course there was also [...]

I am pretty sure this one should be considered a fake. I don’t really know what the story behind it is. I’m not really sure if I really want to know. 9qnNvRShbQA I don’t know what bothers me most. The commercial itself, or the fact that the YouTube title i includes the words “Take Two”.

For some reason the old fifties TV show The Lone Ranger was real big in syndication in the eighties, probably due to the movie that came out in ’81. Amoco decided to take advantage of this got Clayton Moore to appear in their “Sliver” commercial. Of course The Lone Ranger’s horse was named “Silver”, so [...]

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